OK
And I have officially decided to stop my in-depth study of Encyclopedia Dramatica, that wonderful treasure-trove of nauseating, disturbing, absolutely hilarious collection of Internet sub-culture.
My conclusions:
- Zippocat. Not funny at all. Cute kitties do not deserve to be burned horribly.
- Cheryl Schuman. This bitch is cuuuuuuuuraaaaaazzzzzzy.
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Attention whores. We’ve all got one inside of us! These bitches just make being random on YouTube annoying after ten minutes and then totally expect it to be funny. This one in particular.
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Chris Crocker. You are not funny, classy, or even one of Britney Spears’ closest confidantes so accept the fact that you are made of FAIL and stop trying to get a talk show on Logo.
- LJ Gay Drama 2006: This is why we can’t have nice things. And this is one of the reasons I stay the hell away from gay bars. OK, so your typical gay bar thin-ass trendy whores pull a Bobby and Whitney on a couple of LJ communities. The result: waves and waves of du-rama that end up in a serious case of butthurt. My question is, of course, how the fuck do you decide you’re moving in at like, 18? This just says Roy.
- Furries. So THIS is what’s going after ComicCon!
- Wapanese. This list of identifyable characteristics of thin pale suburbanite kids pretending to be natives of Harajuku, is, quite frankly, priceless.
- PixelBeeProductions. Or, as natives of YouTube might call it, cuuuuuuuuurraaaaaaaaazzzzzy bitch number two.
- Emoness. “BAW, MySpace is all lame now that everyone’s on it, let’s cut ourselves and then go to Hot Topic and maybe Starbucks afterwards for bubble tea.”
- 16 year-old girls. A catch-all term. These young fresh things are the bane and the blessing of the Internet. This one looks like some whore who used to make my life a living hell in high school.
